Friday, August 23, 2013

Pirates (and a follow up on Scrooge)

One of the biggest geek questions you get while growing up basically leads to 2 archetypes in fantasy -
Pirates or Ninja
 
Truthfully, I can see myself more as cyborg, detective, or wizard, but for the sake of this lead in, let's talk about pirates.

My father was a navy man, with ships and models all over the house while I grew up.  His favorite types of movies were either ship movies or westerns.
I guess my first introduction to the pirate life was from the Princess Bride, with The Dread Pirate Roberts.  Although you never actually see any of that life of a pirate...
Then you have Monkey Island, which I had mostly played through all my childhood (and multiple times).
As cool as that would be, I guess my introduction to the pirate life was the same as most children growing up...

Peter Pan and Captain Hook-

My grandparents use to play the musical video of the 1960 Broadway version many times to me as a child.  It weird that I can't remember it fully now as an adult as it has been over ten years since I had even seen it or thought about it.  But I had noticed the newest version of the series to this tale had peaked my interest into the world of pirates.  And even some pirate themed stuff. 
Such as the newest Assassin's Creed 4 - Black Flag (here and here)
And even back to the Pirates of the Caribbean films.
Which is where this story really begins...

I can remember everyone saying that Pirates of the Caribbean as a movie was the dumbest thing that anyone could make.  A lot of people were saying that making a movie from a 5 minute ride from Disney was going to be a stupid move.  And I remember people making a stink about Johnny Depp playing a pirate (because they only know him as that weird actor who plays with Tim Burton and not an action star)...  And (as I found out later) people were also complaining while he was acting like Keith Richards, saying that he came off too weird and not funny.
And what did we get? 


One of the best movies I had ever seen.
It was the first movie I had ever seen in the theater twice (and almost three times).  I remember having to tell people to GO SEE THIS MOVIE.  It was that good.
The first still has a special place in my heart.
...but only the first one.
Which comes to the second part of this story... what can ruin a good series?

Now, Dead Man's Chest wasn't that bad.  It had it's moments with a good new villain and the start of a new adventure...
But...where it failed I think had to do with "writer correction".
When I say that, I mean when writers try to make a major plot point from changing something from the last movie by quickly referencing it.  The best example I have of this is when it is said "You remember that really awesome treasure we had, but that typhoon happened and fucked things up?  Yeah, that sucked.  So now we have a new adventure!"  Ugh...
One of the classic things people say about movies is that if you can't show it, don't say it.  And that really would have helped this movie. 
And then the ending... the stupid f-ing ending...
I swear, most people won't agree to this, but if you fuck with an ending and make it bad, it's not going to end well... Except for Empire Strikes Back... but even then people still complained about the 3rd one.

But At World's End was horrible.  And for more then one reason. 

...I forgot where I was going with this...
I keep erasing my mind of that movie.

And the fourth wasn't that bad either.

But I just read about the next one... Yeah, a fifth Pirates movie.  It is happening.
And now I ask you... please stop.   I mean, as curious as I am to see it... I will always just consider the first movie by itself.  The other movies are just fan fiction (and yeah, I know the others were written by 2 of the same writers as the first, but I guess those 4 do make the difference).

And with that... I'll grab a sword and take on ninjas.


*As a follow up, I wanted to talk about the Scrooge McDuck post I put up a few weeks ago.  I remember as a kid watching the shows and even playing the old Nintendo game (and beating it!).
And then I see this -


And I feel very nostalgic again.
Not to mention they got the surviving members of the series to voice the characters (which after 20 years since it was made, if freaking amazing) and I definitely want to give it a try.



That's all I got for now.  Hopefully will get the next part of Shades of Fear next, but I got a situation going on and must give my attention to that first...
Sigh... hopefully will be able to explain later.


Sunday, August 18, 2013

The Good and Bad of "Breaking Bad"




The Good -
I like the exploration of "being a villain" and the effect it could have on a mild manner person.  To me, it tells that anyone within their own reasons, can do bad things.  With Walt being driven by pride and last resorts, he turns to something that he knows that is bad and makes it to his advantage.  Him turning into something harden and without mercy (which also comes from his pride) is almost hypnotizing.  You want to keep watching to see how far he will go.

The Bad -
The drama.  I mean mostly the family drama.  I get that this sort of choice is stressful, and so is the fact that he is dealing with cancer... but I have such a hard time going through this.  I have to keep pausing while watching cause it is making me bang my head on the table in frustration with this 'family' drama.  I know people watch it for the drama because they think "Oh, thank goodness there are more miserable people out there then me"... but this is one of the reasons I don't watch TV much.  I never like that.  I pity them too much and it gets embarrassing watching them suffer like that.
I know I am a minority on that (considering the TV shows) but that's a problem for me.

The Good -
The comedy, when it appears, is spot on awesome.  Hearing Walt talk to Jesse is like the odd couple.  Two complete opposites trying to work together and banging heads over it.  Even the drama between them is pretty good.  I also like the stuff with the dealers (Badger's arrest was great).  This is pretty much my only reason to stick with this show... besides the next good.

The Bad -
F-ing Skyler.  She drives me nuts.  I mean, at first, I could understand her being upset and mad for the secrets, but after she started smoking while pregnant, I lost all respect for her.  She is a... *censored*

The Good -
SCIENCE!!! This is one of the best reasons to watch this show.  With him being a school teacher, you learn some basic science facts to help you on your day... granted some are really dangerous and illegal... but it's SCIENCE!

The Bad -
It could get really depressing quickly... like in an instant.  I guess that keeps people on their toes but man that's sad... 

And finally.

The Ugly -
The foreshadowing.  This is both good and bad.  The whole plot I see in this series is that it is going to end up like Scarface.  He gets too powerful and then turns into a complete hazard.  I also see it with the bodies and teddy bear isn't going to end well... I guess it's suppose to symbolize luck and connection to even the smallest things (every action, no matter how small, will have a reaction).  But I mean, I guess that is the ultimate price for someone who goes down this road.  "Breaking Bad" is pretty much it's name and that is what it is showing.

But that's just my two cents. 

Sunday, August 11, 2013

The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck

If there is any comic that was apart of my childhood that I actually read...
It would be Asterix.
But if it was AMERICAN it would be the Donald Duck comics... or more precise - Scrooge McDuck

Coming from the popularity of DuckTales and the original Carl Bark's comics, there was a series that started in 1992 that (being 6 years old) I started to read... it was called -

The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck
I personally have 3 issues -





And for years, I had always wanted to know the other stories I missed and how it had ended.
During college, I was reminded about this series and decided to try and find the other issues.  I couldn't find them then... but I did find copies online.

If you were wondering why I'm writing about this, I have to say that as of right now that this is one of the best stories I have ever read in my life.

I swear to all.

The whole series is about how Scrooge McDuck started as a poor boy in Scotland and then traveled the world to become the richest man in the world.
Now, you must be asking, why do I think this story is so good? 

Because besides being one of the most action pack and hilarious stories you have ever read, it is the most collected piece of story narrative I have ever read.


It starts with him In Scotland as a shoe shine boy and getting his first dime.  Then you see his travels around the world, from riding the Mississippi River as a boat captain, a cowboy in the plains, a copper miner in the electric rush (as seen above) , travels to Australia and Africa, and the most important story, a gold hunter in the Yukon (where he got his first million).


And that scene pretty much sums of most of the comedy and story of the series...

Until he finally becomes the richest man in the world... and cuts away from his family. -
And then when years pass...

 Citizen Kane feel.  But we then also see the money bin finally full, and a kinda surprising explanation of it.
That's... really touching to me.
As a coin collector as well, the fact that he has memories to each coin is a stab in the emotions for me.

 But the whole story is like that.  It's both exciting and touching at the same time.  In fact, one of my favorite parts is when Scrooge is close to death and goes to the Spirits of the McDucks.  They go through the Clan's book to see if it is worth saving his life when this scene happens...

That is both awesome and HILARIOUS!

But it also has it's emotional action packed comedy as well.  Like... -

 

 So look for the series.  I highly recommend it.

 
They have the collection all in one book, but good luck trying to find a good copy under $50.  It's extremely rare right now.  And the companion (which still has good stories in it) is a little bit easier to find but it's getting rare as well.

...but I got both! -



 Yeah!  I'm such a nerd!...
Sigh... but I don't care!  It's that good!


 Even though the Companion isn't needed for the stories, it does have some of the best side stories that can be read.  Including his time with the girl of his golden heart -





If you want to read a touching romantic (and I mean, really 'romantic') read those stories.
It also has the story with Scrooge dreaming that has been recognized as being oddly similar to another movie known for dreaming.

All in all, it's a great story. 
I'm also going to quickly talk about this scene from Family Guy -
...that's not funny to me at all.  Because that was the joke for a long time.  In fact, that was how he beat the Beagle Boys one time, he dived in making it look awesome and when the Beagle Boys tried it, they got knocked out when they dove head first.
So yeah... it's been done by the people who you are making fun of.

Anyway, if you want to read the series and don't want to pay more than $100 dollars, you can read them for free here till they take them down -

Chapter 1 -  The Last Of The Clan McDuck
Chapter 2 -  The Master Of The Mississippi
Chapter 3 -  The Buckaroo Of The Badlands
Chapter 4 -  The Raider Of The Copper Hill
Chapter 5 -  The New Laird Of Castle McDuck
Chapter 6 -  The Terror Of The Transvaal
Chapter 7 -  The Dreamtime Duck Of The Never Never
Chapter 8 -  The King Of The Klondike
Chapter 9 -  The Billionaire Of Dismal Downs
Chapter 10 -  The Invader Of Fort Duckburg
Chapter 11 -  The Empire-Builder from Calisota
Chapter 12 -  The Richest Duck In The World

And one of the Best - Chapter 8B -The Prisoner of White Agony Creek
And the Inception comic -The Dream Of A Lifetime


Enjoy and keep going.  Hard work pays off and you have to make it to the end to see that it does.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Shades of Fear ~ 3 - Bargaining

     Upon the stage the armored man looked gigantic.   He, if that was what could call it, had an armor of bright copper and brass, only partially covered by a dark brown cloak.  His face mask looked heavily marked, like something sharp had been slashed over its face countless times.  Large dark breathing tubes came to his mouth and dropped down into his chest, for a purpose Captain couldn’t figure out.  On top of the marked face mask was an equally scratched and dented helmet that seemed old, but shone as brightly as his armor. 
     There was something about him that was off.  He seemed more machine than man. 
Even though Captain couldn’t see any eyes looking from the mask, he did have a bright silver coin in his left eye socket.   
     And there was the sound of ticking...
     “Abaddon!” shouted a muffled female voice.
     The metal soldier moved his cloak away to reveal a device with a speaker attached to it.  Then the female voice could be heard louder.
     “Welcome, gentlemen.  I have called you all here for a job opportunity."
     Captain held back the huff.  ‘Called’ was an understatement.  Papers had flew from the sky and rained every over the city a few days ago.  It said -


     Except for Captain, who got the message hand delivered to him by another cloaked and armored stranger.  With that in mind, and after talking about it with his group,  he decided that they should probably take caution with this, but had to let it play out long enough to find out what was this “easy task”.
     Murmurs started to rise up, some shouted about the job and some shouted about pay, but it all became a mush of noise from the crowd.  The armored man didn’t move, but the voice rose up.
     "My offer is simple.  I need real men to go out to the Black Road."
     The crowd went silent.
     She would have had a better chance telling them to go into the gates of hell and piss on Cerberus while you were on fire.
      Some simply got up and started to leave while others started to throw out obscenities.  Captain and his men stayed quiet, waiting for this scene to play out.
     "Your reward is an answer to one of your dreams."
     What the silence was from her last response, the roar of laughter was ear shattering.  Captain still stayed quiet and kept watching.
     Then the armored man lifted a dull copper gauntlet of a hand and pointed to someone in the crowd. 
     "You dream of a certain lady who will treat you to such delights that you are ashamed to imagine.” 
      The man who she pointed to went pale.  But the crowd still didn’t quiet down.  So the armored man pointed to someone else.
     “You dream of a wealthy fortune, enough to start your own kingdom.”   
     People started to quiet down as they started to realize something.
     He pointed again, “You dream of an army under your command, enough to be feared by all.”
     Now everyone was quiet.
     The voice spoke, “One thing can be yours.  Any ‘one’ thing of your dreams."
     That got everyone’s attention.  The ones who started to leave came back to their seats.
     The problem with a promise like that is that they are drawn from a truth, a truth that means she has the power to make any dream a reality.  A pretty powerful reward.
     And this, by all means, made Captain even more suspicious.
     The voice continued.  “I need men out on the Black Road as guards.  You will be on the search of an individual that I am looking for.  You will be well armed, and have support like Abaddon here.  And as acceptance to this deal, I will be giving one gold coin per person in advance, with any wish granted as the reward for the men who can bring me back that individual. 
     “So, will you follow me?”
     Arguments started up and the whole area became loud with noise again.  Some were excited to start, wanting to sign up right away, while other’s were wondering if it was just a trick, and getting into fights with other people around them.
     Captain was getting pretty tired of this noise going back and forth.
     He took this time to nudge Salric, who produced a gold shaped bullet from his black bandages.  Captain took the bullet, opened his new gun's chamber, and placed it in the next round.  He stood up near the stage and aimed to the sky.
     Let's see how this new gun can handle this, he thought.
     He pulled the trigger, and...
     Fire erupted from his barrel.  It made a roaring bang that caused the crowd to become silent instantly.  Some of the people nearby, except Captain's group, even covered their ears hoping to recover from that noise.  The flame was bright white, spewing blue flares from the side, and as it reached into the night sky, it disappeared leaving a smoky trail behind it.  
     Everyone's attention went to Captain.

     Captain holstered his gun and started to speak.  "There are three roads that run from the Silver City.  The White Road to the north," he pointed pass Pride Castle.  "The Blood Road to the south," then pointed pass the Coliseum.  "And The Black Road to the east." And then pointed near Main Street.
     He continued.  "The White Road is made from white sand, with lush fields and peaceful lakes... but only the guiltless and innocent can take that path." 
     Most of the mercenary already knew this.  It was a good place to find healing resources and food, but usually they had to get people to smuggle things with the Envious.  Somehow, they had a tunnel somewhere under the city that leads pass the sands and into a place where food could be smuggled into.  The Sellers were the only ones who could trade with the Envious for those items, and most people only had dealings with Sellers when it came to a rare item or such, since all but a few could pass the gate to the White Road. 
     It wasn't because there was something blocking it, it was just no one wanted to go near it.  The white sand just made you feel guilty to even look at it if you didn't have a pure heart, which sadly, not many people have.  Captain had a theory that it had to do with some sort of magic on it, but could never figure it out.
     "The Blood Road is made from sharp red rocks, with lava paths and metal caves full of monsters.  It can be harsh and violent, but livable."
     The mercenary's nodded to each other and smiled a bit when hearing that.  Any mercenary of his worth had been down the Blood Road many times in their life.  It was a land full of monsters and minerals that were plentiful for the picking.  Most people went in groups to hunt or resource.  You could die there, but if you were strong and smart, you could become powerful in no time.  Captain had noticed last year that every time he went there for a job, that the land seemed quieter than each previous time.  He wasn't sure if it was a sign of something going on, or just his imagination. 
     Captain spoke loud.  "But the Black Road is different.


     "It's a simple road leading into the Shadow Lands, an empty desert canyon, with wooden street lights illuminating a black path.  It used to be quiet and just full of darkness and shadows.  But when the King disappeared, things started to live in the darkness.
     "The kind of things that made monsters terrified.
     "The shadows became unruly, ripping and tearing at anything that had any sort of essence to it.  As long as you stood in the light of the streets and didn't have a shadow, you were fine.  But if anyone stepped off the road for too long without light, they came.  They will rip, slash, and destroy everything that is in that darkness."
      "And if you had a shadow, things would be so much worst."
     The older mercenaries knew all to well of the stories that came from the Black Road, while the younger mercenaries started to yell out.  
     "They say if the darkness doesn't kill you, the long trek without any nearby food or water will," shouted one of the young men in the crowd.  Mumbles started to rise
     "And how about that weird rain that blocks light that comes and goes?" shouted another, causing even more stirring.
     "They also say the Dead Man is there," said a quiet voice. 
     And the crowd burst into arguments again.  Most people still remember the last time that Dead Man came into the city and caused havoc at the Coliseum.  It took weeks to clean up the mess and for people to heal from their wounds.
     Captain raised his gun again and the crowd instantly went silent.  He smiled and pulled the trigger to the sound of a dull click.  The crowd sighed in relief.
     Captain turned to the large mechanical creature holding the speaker and spoke towards it.  "Going in groups into the Black Road is usually not a good idea.  It's easier to task the darkness with a torch or fire magic around, but if one person steps out of line, then everyone gets drawn into danger.  So I'm going to ask you this once, lady.    
     "Are you out of your mind?"

     Abaddon gave no reaction, and Captain could only hear the slight ticking coming from somewhere inside that armor.
     Then the voice said, “You must be Captain.  I’ve heard the stories about you.”
     “I’m sure you have.” said Captain without pride.
     “So what problem do you have with my offer?”
     “In all my years, the most suspicious thing a person can do is say that they have an easy job for a king’s pay.   Why?  If you have such a power to make dreams into a reality, why hire us?  What kind of individual are we suppose to capture?  The only things besides monsters that come from the Black Road are broken people and nightmares.”
     The voice paused and said with care, “A girl.  I need you to bring back a single girl.”
     Captain gave a puzzled look.  “Why?”  
     “Are you trying to question me?” asked the voice in a cold tone.
     “As far as I can tell, I don’t see any reason why I should even trust you.  You send this metal behemoth to act as your spokesperson and hide behind it like a puppeteer screaming at us to ‘not pay attention to the person behind the curtain’.  So then, why should I believe that you can grant wishes?  If you don’t mind, I don’t care enough to be apart of this.  Lady.”  He did a small bow and started to walk off, with Salric and his group getting up behind him.
     “How about your name?” asked the female voice.
     “It’s Captain.” He said without stopping.
     “No, I mean your real name.  Wouldn’t you like to know?”
     Captain froze, and then slowly turned around to show an expression of pure anger. 
     “Don’t,” he said thru gritted teeth.
     “How about your memories before the Burning Man incident?  Wouldn’t you like to know why you are called Captain?  That must get tiring sometimes, wondering what you use to be.
     “I could get them for you.  Those memories.”
     Captain grabbed his gun again and was about to charge the stage, but Salric put a bandaged hand on his chest and said, “Wait.”  Captain paused and watched as his group of men gathered together and whispered a bit.  After some time, Salric came back, he answered to Captain. “We’ll do it.”
     Captain looked at him in shock.  “What?!”
     Salric, as tired as he usually looked, spoke without hesitation.  “Sorry Captain, whatever you decided, we will follow you. But we talked about it and came to the conclusion this is too good of an offer to not think this thru.  Just ask for time and think it through.  What could be the worse to happen to us?”
     On the Black Road, everything.  Captain thought this, but didn’t say it aloud.  But as he looked at Salric and his group of men, he gave in and walked back to Abaddon. 
     “My… associates have advised me to ask for time to think this through.  Would that be alright?” 
     “Is that your attempt at bargaining again?” the voice spoke with an arrogant tone.
      Captain offered his hand to Abaddon.  “I don’t like making deals with people who know me but I don’t know them.  Got a name, lady?”
     Abaddon looked at Captain’s hand, and after a few seconds, lifted his metal gauntlet and grabbed it.  He didn’t shake it, but Captain felt a strong cold grip and could even feel the ticking pulsating on his skin.
     The voice finally spoke, "Emilia Hekate." 
     "Mrs. Hekate."  Captain let go and nodded to the hulking robotic beast, turned, and walked over to his group as they left the area.  As soon as they left, all the mercenaries who were hypnotized by the scene of Captain seemed to wake and charged the stage to accept the offer.
     As the group of mercenaries started to line up in front of the stage, Emilia spoke low to Abbadon as he watched Captain walk to his group.   

     "Send them Asmodai and give them the box."

     Captain felt tired after that.  Something about dealing with that metal man and voice just upset him fiercely.  He met up with his group, who were waiting for him by the corner of the Main Street.
     Captain turned to Salric, who already stood out from the group, as he walked forward to face Captain as he asked. “What’s going on?”
     Salric spoke out. “The men believe that if what she is saying is true, then you can finally find out about yourself.  And, if I may speak for the group, we believe that is something worth fighting for.”
     “I didn’t ask you to…”
     “You didn’t have to sir.  Each one of us can tell a story where they met you or were saved by you.  Each of us owe our lives to you and this is the least that we can do.” 
     Captain held back the sigh, and then looked at all of them as he spoke out.  “You asked for time and so you will have it.  Meet back here in twelve hours.  Do as you like until then.  If you want to change your mind, then don’t show up, I won’t think less of you for it.  Dismissed.”  Captain turned on his heels and walked away without looking back.

     "What kind of shit is this?"  Horace said as he looked at the gun through his hood.
     "That's what I should be saying.  If I used another bullet in that thing, it wouldn't have fired."  Captain noticed that when it gave that dull click instead of the sharp click he was use to hearing from his old gun. 
     "It should have fired more than a thousand bullets and not even sweated, but this looks like you put this thru a volcano.  The firing pin is melted... and that shouldn't be possible!  What the hell did you...?”
     Captain threw the gold case and Horace caught it in awe.
     "Dragon's Breath?!  You have Dragon's Breath bullets!?  Why didn't you tell me?!  I would have used a different..."
     "Just give me my old gun back."
     "I can't, I’ve already used the parts from that gun to this one.  I can fix it, but give me a few hours.  Also, even after I fix this and upgrade it some more, if you use those type of bullets they will break the gun again.  Don't use them constantly or..."
     Captain raised his hand.  "I know, I know.  Besides, I only have a few left."
     "Where did you get them?"  Horace asked as he started to grab his screwdriver kit.
     "Won them in a card game from a friend."
     "Fine, don't tell me."  Horace said in a pout.  "When you shot it, was that the loud noise and light I heard an hour ago?"
     Captain shrugged, "Probably."
     Horace lifted his hood and smiled with a full set of piercings in his mouth.  "Fucking awesome."  He took the hood off and started to undo the gun right away.

     A few hours later, Captain turned in his bed and stared up to the ceiling as he heard Evita in the shower. 
     “Sally says she’ll think about it, as long as he remembers to bathe before hand.”
     “Thanks for doing that for me.  I didn’t get to ask earlier, but how was the rest of your day?  Anything exciting since…?”
     “Since you rescued me from a scumbag client?  Nah.  Business has been slow for me lately.”
     Captain didn't mind her job.  With her being a Lusted, her sex drive was over the roof and it could be very tiring sometimes to try and keep up with her.  And he also didn't mind her sleeping with other men or women.  She told him all about it every time, which have lead to more hilarious stories than jealousy. 
     “Sorry, that’s probably my fault.  Since the men have found out about us.”
     “Of course it’s your fault!  You couldn’t keep a simple secret.”
     “I couldn’t help it!  It slipped out!”  Captain said with a smile.
     “Poor Jeramy.  He came to me in tears after you called him ‘Bubbles’.”
     Captain didn’t hold back his snicker as he replied, “Bubbles, ha!  He’s lucky I didn’t call him ‘cocksucker’.”
     “Captain!”  Yelled Evita, but followed quickly with an uncontrollable laughter.  
     I needed this, Captain thought.  Being around her just made him feel better.  
    After a few minutes and the laughter calmed down, she continued.  “Anyway, I think after that, no one wants me because they figured out I was your girl.”
     “Or that you tell me everything and they all are embarrassed about the stuff they would like to hide.”
     “That as well.”
     The shower stopped and Captain heard her grabbing a towel. “You already for round four, then?” she asked.
     “Sure, sweetie.” Captain said with a smile.  But then...
     "Is something wrong?  Something seems to be on your mind." she asked.
     "It's this recent job offer.  The lady says she has the power to find my memories again."
     Evita stopped drying her hair and asked, "What?"
     "I don't think I can trust her, but the guys are saying I need to take this opportunity to..."    
     Suddenly she strode out, naked and wet, without a blindfold.  She jump on top of Captain and with her pure green eyes she stared right into Captain's eyes and in a whisper said, “Don’t go.”


 End of part 3 ~

Phew, this took longer to get out than expected.  I have plans to edit this more when the rest are completed, like introducing more characters of Captains group... I just could do it now cause...
I don't know.  I haven't made them up yet.
Been busy with work, but planning another tribute over another character I believe should be noted.
More story to be revealed later.  Next time will be about Evita, the group, Asmodai, and the dreaded...
Box.