I have just returned from the theater, and I have some words to say.
It's another versus, one from a franchise I had hope for, and the other was from being a fan of the style.
Which one wins?
Well lets start with the most recent one.
As a fan of the original, I was excited to finally hear that they were making another movie.
I love the Noir style, the narration, and the speeches.
And in this case, it deliverers.
But there are a few... hicups.
I'll start by saying the film is in 4 parts (5 parts with 4 stories), and I have the judge them SEPARATELY to give my full opinion.
1 - "Just Another Saturday Night" - a short story intro
2 - "The Long Bad Night (Part I) - filler
3 - "A Dame to Kill For" - main plot
4 - "The Long Bad Night (Part II)" - filler conclusion
5 - "Nancy's Last Dance" - disappointing ending.
Spoiler alert on the ending, by the way.
Anyway, the movie starts strong with it's best character, Marv~
We go through a short story (directly from the comic Booze, Broads, & Bullets ) , about a day in the life of Marv, as played by the original Mickey Rourke. It's fast, over the top, gloriously bloody, and AWESOME! I really liked it as a carbon copy of the original work. My only complaint is that I wasn't sure of Marv's makeup, if it was suppose to make him look younger or what, but it made his face seem rounder, and I wasn't a fan of it.
The second story (and fourth later on ) is an original story for the Sin City World, and it fits.
It has Joseph Gordon-Levitt playing a smooth, lucky, silver dollar coin flipping gambler. And he plays it great, love his character. As a poker player, I knew the rules and everything, and instead of being distracted by the obvious problems with the game play, I was enjoying his character.
And then it gets dark. Really dark.
Long story short, it doesn't end well.
BUT! It matches with the character, and even as a last bit of freedom of what he wanted to do.
A great story for the Sin City world.
Also as a plus~
Christopher "The Mad Scientist" Lloyd makes a GREAT SCENE! Loved it.
Also~
Lady Gaga makes a nice cameo too.
And then we get to the meat of the movie, the main and title story.
With awesome Josh Brolin~
How is it this man keeps playing in movies I hate, but I still like the dude in them.
Anyway, he plays Dwight from the first movie, who was played by Clive Owen in the first one.
And even though I liked Clive, Josh plays it with Aces and blows it to the next level.
Except for the face reconstruction... that was kinda awkward.
But it's made up with Rosario Dawson, who I believe can do no wrong.
Sigh...
Anyway, it follows the comic pretty well, adding more action and sexy scenes, but still alright.
The most noticable thing for me was that Manute (who was played by the late Michael Clarke Duncan ) is now played by Dennis Dexter Haysbert. And he does well, good props for him taking on the role.
My only... well it's not a complaint on my part, but why is Eve Green topless in almost ALL of her scenes?
Well... *shrug*, I won't complain to much.
And then we get to the last part...
And that's where I think the movie fails. It doesn't end as strong as the first one does. Not to mention, I felt a little underwhelmed...
AND THAT'S AFTER I WATCHED MARV STEAL 2 SHOTGUNS, A MOTORCYCLE, AND TAKE ON GROUPS, GROUPS OF HENCHMEN!
I can't blame Jessica Alba's acting (although a 33 year old trying to replay something she did when she was 24 is kinda silly), cause I think she plays crazy pretty damn well. And I like the "Haunting of Bruce" also as part of the story narative... but it just ended poorly. Should have been a better ending.
So I have to ask myself, as a final test about what I think about this movie...
Will I put it in my collection?
The answer, is Yes.
It's bombing at the box office right now, and I can see why... but I think it's like with Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World. It's a UNDERGROUND comic movie. It also didn't help that people right now are mad at Frank Miller (for good reasons, which I will probably have to write about later), and that it took too long being made. My only regret about this series is that with it's box bombing, I will never get to see my favorite of the stories, Hell and Back, ever on the big screen.
SO with that done, what could I possibly put up with this movie that I seemed to love up against?
Well...
Remember what I wrote about for Guardians? About another movie I was going to compare it too?
I finally saw it.
And what do I think?
...
......
.........
Guardians was better. Hands down.
BUT! I will say it's not as bad as critics were saying.
And it mostly because of the Turtles.
As I was talking about in my other blog, the turtles seemed to capture the comedy and style of the other shows and comics. And they are. I personally think the strong parts are with the Turtles and the comedy they produce as a team and as they fight. The fight scenes I liked and the Snowfall scene was AMAZING! I also loved the Shredder and his fight scenes also.
...however, where this movie fails is everywhere else.
The story is crap. The back story for the turtles is poorly done and is changed to make it even more confusing. The bad guys evil plan makes no sense and April's character is...
It's poorly written.
And what makes me mad is that I could easily, EASILY write something better.
SO would I add this to my collection?
Yeeessss...ish?... ok, no.
If I could re-edit the movie to have just the Turtles and some scenes, I would.
It's not as good as the first movie, but I do say it's not as bad as the second and third movie.
It's on par with TMNT movie. So it's good enough.
Also, both Marv and Raph have toothpicks in there mouths most of the movie. However, what bothered me in Turtles is that Raph fought with it STILL IN HIS MOUTH! Marv at least threw his away when heading to battle. Practicality, thy name is a mass murdering psychopath.
I make these reviews to point out that you can never tell what you like by reviewers.
I was distraught by the onset of bad reviews I heard about both Turtles and Sin City. But after I found the time to see them, they weren't as bad as some reviews were saying.
I've always said that ALL movies have both good and bad parts in them. It's up to the viewer what parts stick with them when they watch it, and not everyone is going to remember the good or the bad.
However, in my case, who has seen really, REALLY bad movies...
And the MOST DISTURBING THING EVER...
(seriously, it's been over 7 years since I accidentally found it, and I have yet to find anything worse.)
These movies aren't that bad.
...I will recommend you wait till they go to DVD though.
Both aren't worth your complete time at the theater.
Until next time. Later~
Will
I've seen the 'worse' and now I got to live with it. Books, movies, and whatever else I feel like showing.
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Shades of Fear ~ 7 - Rejected
You don’t usually
focus on the quiet while walking on the Black Road. Mostly you either focus on the lamp posts
casting weird shadows in the rocks along the roads, the stars above being
hidden by swirling clouds that could rain any moment in a dark water, or listen
to the creatures that hide behind the rocks growl and getting ready to pounce at
you for not paying attention to the dangers around you.
But while walking
with Asmodias and his soldiers, it was the only thing Captain and his group
could do.
Captain continued
to walk silently as he stared behind Asmodias and his two soldiers carrying the
box. As he looked at the box, a cool
stiff feeling was going through Captain that he couldn’t understand…
“You seem kind of
pale,” said Doc Jay as he walked up next to Captain.
Captain broke his
concentration from the black box and looked at the old man staring at him with
concerning eyes. “Yeah, sorry. I’m just feeling odd about that box. Salric and I were warned by Horace about
these soldiers and that box, but…”
Captain looked at some of the soldiers and motioned Doc to come closer.
“It felt like
something was picking through my memories,” Captain confessed.
“Fascinating,”
Doc said with interest. “I don’t feel anything from it, but it does seem odd
for them to treat something like that with chains if it wasn’t special.”
“If I can get you
close, can you take a look at it?”
“Well as much
experience I have with the supernatural, it’s not really my forte. But if I can get close without those cut-out
copies punching my head off, I’ll take a look.”
“Fair
enough. Stay here and stay alert.” Captain slowed his pace and caught up with
Tusk and Brant, the later looking bored while Tusk tossed his hand hammer
without a care. “How you two doing?”
“Fine,” said Brant.
“Pretty quiet,
Captain,” said Tusk.
“Well keep on
your toes, there could be a blackout at any moment. Or worse, rain.”
“Blackout?” asked Brant.
“Rain?” asked
Tusk.
Captain pointed
to one of the road lamps, “The lamps can flicker sometimes, hard to tell when
it happens. But when it happens, it’s
the best time for the creatures to attack.
But the rain is just this muddy looking black water. It puts out any fire, and what’s worse is
that it dims the lamps. We might as well
pull our pants down and bend over for the creatures for them to chew our asses
off when that happens.”
Brant gulped and
stayed silent, but Tusk smiled.
“We’ll be aware,
sir. No worries from us.” Tusk gave a small salute with his hammer.
Captain nodded
back. “Good man. Keep an eye out for those soldiers too, while
you’re at it. Don’t want to get any
surprises from them either.”
“We’ll keep an
eye on them like a… like a…” started Tusk.
“Hawk,” said
Brant.
“Yeah, that.”
Captain nodded
and slowed his walking pace down more before he could hear Tusk ask Brant what
a hawk was. He caught up with Salric,
who was bringing up the rear with his rifle slung over his shoulder in a
position for him to use quickly. He
nodded to Captain and the two started to walk side by side.
The two silently
walked together, looking at the group ahead.
A few minutes passed by like that, a simple peace that seemed familiar
to the two.
“How you
feeling?” asked Salric.
“Tired. It’s something about that box… you remember
what Horace was saying about it… well, I had this flashback from a few months
ago, when you and me took down Tusk at the Blood Road.”
“Yeah?” Salric asked, but he seemed distracted.
“And the more I try
to remember, the more I get the feeling that something was… poking around in my
memories.”
Silence came back
as they continued walking. A few more
minutes passed.
Then Salric
asked, “You remember how we first met?”
This caught
Captain by surprise. “Eh?”
“Do you remember
how we first met?”
“Well, yeah about
a few miles from here.”
“Right, and do
you remember your name?”
Captain
hesitated, not seeing where this was going.
“Um… no?”
“Exactly. Concentrate on the mission and let’s finish
this as soon as we can.” Salric gave a
quick pat on Captain’s back and moved forward.
Captain stayed
still for a moment, taking in the view of the group walking and the
silence. But then he turned towards the
rocks and saw the shadows start moving closer to him. He quickly rushed passed Salric and the rest
of the group to walk close to Asmodias at the front of the group, who didn’t
make any recognition.
“Hey,” said
Captain.
Asmodias stayed
silent.
“Can you talk?”
Still silence.
“Just like to
listen to your own voice, eh?”
Asmodias didn’t
even look back at him. And when Captain
started to smell more heat coming from the suit, he stared to back away.
But then
Asmodias stopped and looked toward the side of the road. The shadows started to darken around the
rocks, staying away from the lighted road but staying close enough to grab
anyone who got close enough to the edge.
Captain stopped
and asked, “What, you see them too? What
are you…”
But before
Captain could even finish, he watched Asmodias raise his unclenched hand and a
black tube slid from under his wrist. He
moved towards the rocks and…
Black oil shot
out in a steady stream and with a spark from his fingers, a red flame started
down the black sludge. It hit the rocks
and spread around the ground, causing the creatures to scream and flee.
Asmodias laid his
hand back down, and still without looking at Captain, continued walking.
Captain
froze. And a pale sweat came from his
forehead as he watched the rocks on fire.
Doc rushed
forward as the rest of the group caught up.
Doc looked over Captain quickly and then asked, “What’s wrong, Captain?”
Captain stood
silently, still stunned. Not many people
could remember what happened seven years ago, from the disappearance of the
Shadow King. But for Captain, he would
always remember the first thing he saw when he woke up from the wreckage. The
great Pride Castle was set on fire by the Burning
Man.
It was the same
blood red fire that Asmodias used.
As the group went
along the Black Road
in silence, Captain had plenty of time to clear his head. They let the soldiers and the box go ahead of
them for a bit, while Captain shared his thoughts.
“The Burning
Man’s fire?” asked Tusk.
“Yeah, this could go down pretty badly if we
aren’t careful. Doc, how close do you
need to get to the box for you to check it out?”
Doc pulled a
crystal amulet out of pocket and twisted a metal band near that turned it into
a bright blue. “Give me at least a few
feet. If this turns black, we shall know
it’s cursed. I usually use this for
people, but it should work on items.”
“It’ll have to
do,” said Captain.
As more time
passed silently, the road started to thin.
The rocks started to drop off into a canyon and the valley took a sudden
drop into an abyss.
Then the soldiers
and Asmodias stopped, as the road became a foot wide and above a pit. At least a hundred feet long, and with no
direct light nearby. Captain passed the
soldiers without saying a word or looking at Asmodias, but had to stop at the
cliff and the lack of road. He didn’t
need to look down to see if it was bottomless, he did that the first time was
on the Black Road.
Tusk, however,
did look down into the darkness. “Long
drop.” He said.
Salric patted on
his back, giving Tusk a sudden jump back away.
“Close, but it’s called the Thin Drop.”
He pointed to the light post, where in scratched writing could make out
the words-
Tusk read the words and replied, "Well at least they warned us."
Salric ignored that and turned to
Brant and asked, “Can you get the flares?”
“Yeah.” Brant nodded and with one arm, lifted his
backpack that was twice the size of himself off and placed it in front of the
group. He opened one of its many pockets
and pulled out long orange tubes and handed them to the group. He took his foot long knife from his side,
sliced the top of one of the tubes like a Champagne
bottle, and bright silver light shot out from the tip like a rocket. He pointed the flare towards the others and
set the others of as well.
Doc asked, “Who’s
first?”
Brant responded, “Preference.”
But Captain shook
his head, “I’ll go. Once I’m over I’ll
wave you to cross. Until then, keep an
eye on ‘you know who’ and ‘you know what’.”
Before he could
raise his flare and start down the thin path, Salric passed his torch to Tusk
and stepped forward. “I’ll be right
behind you.”
“Like old times?”
Salric answered
by cocking his rifle, expanding its body to the size of a watermelon.
Captain nodded,
looked quickly at Asmodias and his soldiers standing still, and started down
the path.
With a steady
pace and a cautious step, Captain made his way across with the flare raised up
and without looking down. Salric walked
silently behind, his rifle aimed below and to the sides, watching for anything
to move. Luckily, they saw nothing.
They made to the
end without any struggle. With a sigh of
relief and in the light of the street lamp, Captain turned and waved at the
others while Salric stood near the edge, keeping his rifle pointing into the
darkness.
Doc started off
slow, with his flare shaking slightly as he inched his away across the
road. As soon as he got halfway, Doc
increased his speed and rushed to the other side with a heavy breath of
relief. He smiled at Captain and said,
“Next.”
Brant started
with his large backpack on the pathway, with Tusk behind him looking down into
the canyon without hesitation. He
whistled and continued behind Brant until they made it to the other side. Tusk took another look down and with an
outreached arm, dropped his flare into the darkness. There were no visible monsters as the flare
fell, but soon the light became a small dot like a single star in the night
sky. And then, it was gone.
Tusk said, “Yeah,
I can’t wait to do that again.” Captain
still couldn’t tell if he was serious.
Salric came close
to Captain and reported, “Seems clear.”
Captain nodded,
“Yeah, good luck for us.” He then looked
back at Asmodias, his eight soldiers, and the black box. They were standing still, as if frozen in
place.
“What they
waiting for?” asked Tusk.
“Hesitating,”
replied Brant.
“Maybe they are frightened by something?”
said Doc.
“Or waiting for
us to be bait,” replied Salric.
Captain stayed
silent, but continued to watch.
After a few
moments, Asmodias turned to his troops and started to move his hands, one still
enclosed with whatever Abbadon gave him.
After a few gestures, he moved in his usual pace on the pathway.
As he moved, he
extended his arms to his sides and red fire erupted from his hands. Shadow creatures that were nearby in the
canyon shrieked out and scampered away as the fire spread into the canyon corners. The oil stayed alit as Asmodias crossed to
the other side, but quickly disappeared as it burned into nothing.
Asmodias turned
around, still not saying a word, and watched as his six free soldiers crossed
over in a single line, marching like a synchronized army. They crossed but didn’t look back.
Then the two with
the plank started to cross. And Captain
felt his hair on his neck starting to rise.
“Do you feel
that?” asked Tusk.
“Prickling?”
replied Brant.
Doc grabbed his
arms, “Yes, I feel it too.”
Salric stayed
silent, and readied his rifle.
Captain spoke,
“Something’s wrong.”
The soldiers
started out the same as the ones before, but the closer they got to the middle,
the slower they became. After each step,
it seemed to Captain as if what they were carrying was getting heavier and
heavier. And then they stopped, both
soldiers with their body armor and masks looked like they were hurting, in
pain.
And then Captain
heard it. It started out like a deep echo,
a whimpering from far away. But it
bounced in Captains head, almost vibrating his teeth like the roar of an animal
that was in his face.
“No.
Stop it.”
The soldiers
shuddered as they heard the voice. Even
the ones behind Asmodias seemed affected.
But Asmodias stood his ground, unmoved as if he heard nothing.
“Did you hear
that?” asked Captain.
“Yeah,” replied
Salric. The others nodded in agreement.
Then the voice
said, “Let me go.”
The soldiers
started to shake, and Captain could hear the wood plank they were using make
creaking noises. He could see the chains
starting to shake as well, loosening and tightening as if it was breathing.
Brant twitched
and put his hand to his head, “Headache.”
“Me too, like a
drill is going through my ear,” said Tusk.
And then, like a
screaming roar, the voice said.
“LEAVE ME ALONE!”
The board
exploded, and the chains spun around like a whirlwind, knocking the two
soldiers away, one hitting into the cliff and sliding away into the darkness,
while the other fell straight into the canyon, only to be snatched by an large
creature with long thin tentacles that dragged the soldier away without much
effort.
The box swung the
chains to the ground of the thin pathway and flew up into the air towards
Captain and his group. It landed hard,
the chains crashing on the road with a loud clash. The box rolled a few feet, before it stopped,
its hole facing Captain.
And Captain could
see the white in the crack. The eye
looked at him and…
.
.
.
Captain turned
and looked at Evita, sleeping soundly next to him. She was
crying in her sleep again, with tear stains down her face. What sort of nightmares do you have, he questioned to himself. He reached out to touch her, and winced from
the movement.
She slowly opened
her bright green eyes, and wiped her
tears while smiling into Captain’s face.
“Does it hurt again?” she asked in a sleepy
voice.
“Not too much.”
Captain tried to say softly, but it came out strained.
Evita touched
Captain’s face gently and sighed. “I
wish we knew what happened.”
Captain didn’t
speak, but smiled gently back to her.
She moved slowly,
revealing her smooth skin under the covers of the bed. She stared to say, “Here, turn around and let me look…”
.
.
.
Captain pointed his revolver to a ragged man
kneeling down on the Black Road. The ragged man was wrapped in a dirty clothe
like a thin corpse forced to walk. He was
bleeding from the shoulder and holding it tightly with his thin hand. His face looked older than his eyes, which
gave an intenseness that gave the man a frantic look.
Captain said, “I
don’t want to do this, but if you don’t come back with me, I won’t have any choice.”
The ragged man
clenched his teeth, and replied, “Go fuck yourself.”
Captain looked
slightly surprised, but kept a calm voice when he said, “You can talk?”
“No, you’re just
hearing things.”
“You know sarcasm too, I see. Do you
have a name?”
The ragged man
looked angrier, but answered with a rough tired voice.
“Salric.”
Captain frowned,
“I would think they give you ‘Walkers’ numbers instead of names.”
“They did.” Salric started to breath heavier. “If you’re going to shoot, then do it quick.”
“I rather not
carry your body back if I do. Too much
work for the amount they want to pay me.”
Captain voice sounded hesitant, but his gun didn’t move. “It sounds like you want me to pull the
trigger though… what’s up with that?”
And Salric, as
angry as he looked, suddenly looked extremely tired. It was if years of age had suddenly fallen
upon him with a tired anger that only comes with the truly desperate, and his
fierce eyes looked almost pleading as he spoke.
“Please.
End it now.”
Captain raised his gun to Salric’s head and…
.
.
.
so…nearly…free…
.
.
.
“What the hell
was that?!”, yelled Tusk.
Captain shook himself awake, and quickly
remembered where he was. He looked at his
group, who seemed to be quiet shaken. Tusk
had his hammer in his hand and had his other one on the hilt of his sledge
hammer, looking around in case something else was to happen. Brant held his head as if it was in pain, and
Doc was checking on him even though he seemed hurting as well.
But Salric looked
heavily affected. He gave a look that
even though he was masked, Captain could tell he saw something.
Through gritted
teeth, Brant said, “Shit.”
It seemed to be
what everyone was thinking.
Captain said, “Now
you believe something’s wrong with that box?”
The group was silent, still recovering from what happened. Salric gave Captain a harder look and
motioned him to head away from the rest.
When they were far enough, Captain asked first, “What did you see?”
Salric said with
a strained voice, “The memory of you pointing a gun in my head.”
Captain smiled.
“Good times.” Captain didn’t say
anything about Evita crying, but it seemed that was only from him. It still felt as if something was poking
around, grabbing at certain things.
Salric asked,
“Was that what happened in the city?”
“Yeah.”
“What was that? It felt like…” Salric couldn't say, but instead moved his finger around his head.
“Yeah, I wish I
knew.” Captain though, aloud.
And then Captain
had an idea.
He turned back
to the group and put a hand on Doc. “Hey,
can you get close to it now?”
Doc looked at the
box hesitantly. “I don’t know. After what just happened I’m not sure…”
“Pick up the box.”
It was a voice
that sounded like it was said on an intake of breath, covered by something that
dulled it to a wisp of a sound. But the
words echoed in Captain’s head like a cavern.
He turned to Asmodias, who was staring at him with an intense heat.
Captain started
to ask, “Did you just…?”
But the voice
came again from Asmodias. “Pick up the box. We can not touch it.”
“You could talk
this whole time? Why didn’t…”
Asmodias
ordered. “Pick up the box, now.”
Captain stood up
straight, as his anger started to rise. “If
you think you can…”
But Asmodias
stepped in front of Captain and stared him down.
“Now.”
Captain wanted to
say something else, but he couldn’t think of anything. He looked back at the box, its chains on the
road like limp appendages. Captain
didn’t gulp, but he took a step forward.
“Wait.”
Captain was
surprised to hear it come from Brant, his face pale and his nose evident of
bleeding but with an angered determination that couldn’t be stopped. He put down his backpack, and cracked his
knuckles and neck.
“War.”
Brant walked over
to the box with an anxious look, and with a sudden jolt grabbed the box…
And lifted it
with little resistance.
Brant and the group
looked surprised. And after a few
moments of waiting, nothing happened.
“Huh. Didn’t expect that,” replied Doc.
Asmodias nodded,
turned, and started to walk away with his remaining troop, seemingly unaffected
by the loss of two men.
Captain gave a
harsh look towards Doc and said, “How about now, Doc.”
Doc looked
surprise, “Oh, yes, I guess I could now.”
He pulled the crystal out, which was still glowing blue and came close
to Brant and the box. Brant held it out
with one hand, the chains dangling off it without much movement. Doc held the crystal out, waiting for it to change
or react, but it still glowed blue.
Finally, the crystal touched the box.
But it never
changed color.
Doc brought it
back, with a confused look, “Well it doesn’t seem to be curs…”
The crystal
exploded in Doc’s hand.
Doc cursed
loudly, and Captain and the group gathered close to make sure things weren’t
that bad. Captain started to yell at
Asmodias, but saw that he was staring at him.
He didn’t need to say anything, because Captain could feel what he could
say.
Asmodias was
telling him to hurry up.
Doc pulled his
flask and poured some in his hand, wincing a bit before he quickly started to
wrap his hand with a makeshift bandage.
Brant said, “Rejected.”
Captain looked at
Brant with annoyance. “What the hell
does that mean?”
Brant didn’t
answer, but with help from Tusk, he put his backpack back on and wrapped the chains
around the box. And then with another crack
of his neck, he started to walk down the Black Road again. Tusk shrugged at Captain, and followed behind
Brant for extra security. Salric helped
Doc finish the wrapping, and with a small nudge, motioned Captain to keep
moving.
“He was right,”
Doc said quietly, as if deep in thought.
Captain held back
his annoyance but was too tired to hold back his anger, “Say that again?” he
asked with more heat than he meant to.
Doc ignored his anger, and started speaking. “Brant was right. The amulet was rejected, like a bad transplant for a patient. And I can only think of two reasons that it did that. One is that two extremes, such as a curse or a blessing are mixing around that thing and the crystal couldn’t handle the two opposites, causing a reaction that could only lead to it overreact.
Doc ignored his anger, and started speaking. “Brant was right. The amulet was rejected, like a bad transplant for a patient. And I can only think of two reasons that it did that. One is that two extremes, such as a curse or a blessing are mixing around that thing and the crystal couldn’t handle the two opposites, causing a reaction that could only lead to it overreact.
“The other, I’m
afraid is a little more terrifying. It could be that the box is so cursed that
it’s gone beyond our ways of seeing, an extreme case. Think of a curse so powerful it over exceeds
our basic thoughts and becomes something…”
Doc trailed off his
theory and had an intense look of concentration.
“Something what?”
asked Salric.
Doc looked at the
two with a pale look, but quickly took a swig from his flask and gave a small
cough. “Different.”
Captain gave a
dark look to Salric, and then looked at the darkness off the Black Road. Yeah, thought Captain, or maybe we can hope
that amulet of yours was just a bad reject.
End of Part 7 ~
Shit's getting real, yo.
And it's the beginning of it getting dark.
And it will just keep getting darker.
Until...
But that's for later.
Lots of things going on, but I keep on going.
But for fun, I've started watching Fringe.
Liking it so far. It has some problems (like some of the writing), but I really like Walter.
Also trying to work on a new art project.
But I have to work on a sketch for the model. It involves...hmm.
I'll probably do more reviews first though.
We shall see.
Later~
Previous Chapters -
Part 1 - Unease
Part 2 - Disbelief
Part 3 - Bargaining
Part 4 - Paralyze
Part 5 - Recognition
Part 6 - Denial
Friday, August 8, 2014
Guardians of the GALAXY!!! Part 2
So no go on Turtles. I'll have to throw my towel at it though, because when I went to go see it, it was packed with 7 year old children and younger. But I heard it's not good.
Better than Transformers, but more focus on April and not on the Turtles.
And what did I say-
"But do I want her to be a main focus in the movie?
No. I want Turtles. I want Ninjas, and I want fighting.
I don't care about April."
And what did they do? Make it about April.
Fuck...
BUT!
At least I have Guardians of the Galaxy to soften my blow.
Because it paid off on that being a good movie!
So what was I talking about... oh yeah.
Side Characters
Another thing that bothers me is that they have these big name actors for these minor characters.
The Nova group, with Glenn Close and John Reilly, have a minor role in the flick even though they are the main people to be saved. I also feel kinda bad for Benicio del Toro as the Collector because he was only in it for 5 minutes.
But I do say that John Reilly is a good minor character, with enough development for you to care about. Shame he's probably going to die.
...oh...yeah. Er... He's playing the equivalent of the Green Lantern Alien giving the ring.
Yeah, they could go that rout.
It's a Nova thing.
But the shining gem in this movie is Michael Rooker.
Rooker plays Yondu, a bandit leader with a very special arrow.
Now, besides the design, the whole time I was watching his scenes I was wondering who he was and what the pay off with the arrow was going to be.
The payoff was worth it. Sweet glorious payoff...
But I kept wondering who he was, so I looked him up.
Remember that picture I put up in the first part? The one of the Guardians of the Galaxy in 69?
You see that blue guy with the red Mohawk and with the bow and arrow.
That's Yondu. The alien version of Hawkeye and Turok.
SO... HE WAS AN ORIGINAL GUARDIAN!!!
That smile at the end has a whole new meaning doesn't it?
Makes you kinda like it more?
Also, Knowhere. Amazing! Looks so much better than the comic but just as cool~
Also Stan Lee as a Xandarian ladies' man. Cool.
And Lloyd Kaufman as an inmate... what? The guy who directed and made this?!
I'm also told that Nathan Fillion and Rob Zombie did cameo voices.
And Seth Green did The Duck.
Which I won't talk about...
Seriously, no I won't.
Villains
Now this is my major draw back. I wasn't completely set with Ronan as a villain. He felt like he was either to serious or not serious enough. It seemed that a lot of stuff was cut out for his story and he was just a very bland villain.
However~
Matt had made a point to me that I have to share.
"You don't need to know this villain. He is an asshole child and family killer extremist terrorist. I don't want to know his story, I don't want to know his past. He is scum and he needs to die. They kill him, they move on. No back story, no development, just a bad guy."
That... I have nothing to say to that. That was a brilliant answer, and I had to share it.
Also, the Doctor Who girl make a nice villain, but she seems to be just sequel bait.
Also, I like Josh Brolin as Thanos. It's not overdone, it's just the right amount of intimidation.
But with that in mind, we get to the~
Story
I like the story, but if you simplify the story, taking out the character developement, this is the main story-
Main character steals item for bad guy.
Female comes in to steal item main character.
Other character come in to take in Main character.
Chaos in sues, they all get arrested.
They escape jail with item and go to place to sell item.
Find out what item really is and debate on doing right thing.
Villains come and steal item back.
Main characters talk and decide to fight back.
Bad guy almost wins. Then they almost lose.
Then main character gets item back.
Good guy wins.
...that's it.
But the character development is the best. And that's where the writing shines.
Definitely worth re-watching.
So what do we have to look forward to? In the Marvel Universe?
Looks good! I mean how could this go wrong?
Oh...
oh.........
ooooooooooooooooooooh...................................
Later~
Will
Better than Transformers, but more focus on April and not on the Turtles.
And what did I say-
"But do I want her to be a main focus in the movie?
No. I want Turtles. I want Ninjas, and I want fighting.
I don't care about April."
And what did they do? Make it about April.
Fuck...
BUT!
At least I have Guardians of the Galaxy to soften my blow.
Because it paid off on that being a good movie!
So what was I talking about... oh yeah.
Side Characters
Another thing that bothers me is that they have these big name actors for these minor characters.
The Nova group, with Glenn Close and John Reilly, have a minor role in the flick even though they are the main people to be saved. I also feel kinda bad for Benicio del Toro as the Collector because he was only in it for 5 minutes.
But I do say that John Reilly is a good minor character, with enough development for you to care about. Shame he's probably going to die.
...oh...yeah. Er... He's playing the equivalent of the Green Lantern Alien giving the ring.
Yeah, they could go that rout.
It's a Nova thing.
But the shining gem in this movie is Michael Rooker.
Rooker plays Yondu, a bandit leader with a very special arrow.
Now, besides the design, the whole time I was watching his scenes I was wondering who he was and what the pay off with the arrow was going to be.
The payoff was worth it. Sweet glorious payoff...
But I kept wondering who he was, so I looked him up.
Remember that picture I put up in the first part? The one of the Guardians of the Galaxy in 69?
You see that blue guy with the red Mohawk and with the bow and arrow.
That's Yondu. The alien version of Hawkeye and Turok.
SO... HE WAS AN ORIGINAL GUARDIAN!!!
That smile at the end has a whole new meaning doesn't it?
Makes you kinda like it more?
Also, Knowhere. Amazing! Looks so much better than the comic but just as cool~
Also Stan Lee as a Xandarian ladies' man. Cool.
And Lloyd Kaufman as an inmate... what? The guy who directed and made this?!
I'm also told that Nathan Fillion and Rob Zombie did cameo voices.
And Seth Green did The Duck.
Which I won't talk about...
Seriously, no I won't.
Villains
Now this is my major draw back. I wasn't completely set with Ronan as a villain. He felt like he was either to serious or not serious enough. It seemed that a lot of stuff was cut out for his story and he was just a very bland villain.
However~
Matt had made a point to me that I have to share.
"You don't need to know this villain. He is an asshole child and family killer extremist terrorist. I don't want to know his story, I don't want to know his past. He is scum and he needs to die. They kill him, they move on. No back story, no development, just a bad guy."
That... I have nothing to say to that. That was a brilliant answer, and I had to share it.
Also, the Doctor Who girl make a nice villain, but she seems to be just sequel bait.
Also, I like Josh Brolin as Thanos. It's not overdone, it's just the right amount of intimidation.
But with that in mind, we get to the~
Story
I like the story, but if you simplify the story, taking out the character developement, this is the main story-
Main character steals item for bad guy.
Female comes in to steal item main character.
Other character come in to take in Main character.
Chaos in sues, they all get arrested.
They escape jail with item and go to place to sell item.
Find out what item really is and debate on doing right thing.
Villains come and steal item back.
Main characters talk and decide to fight back.
Bad guy almost wins. Then they almost lose.
Then main character gets item back.
Good guy wins.
...that's it.
But the character development is the best. And that's where the writing shines.
Definitely worth re-watching.
So what do we have to look forward to? In the Marvel Universe?
Looks good! I mean how could this go wrong?
Oh...
oh.........
ooooooooooooooooooooh...................................
Later~
Will
Guardians of the GALAXY!!! Part 1
SO I was going to do a comparison of 2 movies, but it looks like I shot myself in the foot again...
So let's talk about Guardians.
It's a good movie.
Like really good movie.
It's not perfect, but it's still a good movie.
...well, the characters are great. And that makes up majority of the movie, so yeah, it's good movie.
But I will say this~
Blasphemy I hear! How could I say that!!
Well, it is.
The movie is based on the comic that started in 1969, but I only found out about the series 3 years ago.
As I said before, I don't read comics very often so my main source of information of Marvel stuff comes from the TV and cartoon shows. Guardians rarely made an appearance... like, as in never to my understanding until recently. So how did I find them? From a little game called Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 were you get to play as Nova and a certain Raccoon.
Now, Nova I knew, but I reacted the same way most people did when hearing about Rocket...
"Who the fuck is Rocket Raccoon?"
So I looked him up and found the Guardians.
Now, reading the comic is... how should I put it... almost impossible. You've heard that any comic could be someone's first comic, so you have to make it so that they can read it without reading anything previous. Well Guardians makes that almost impossible. They introduce so many characters that you have to read the first of the series to even understand who these people are.
But the movie is more based on the 2008 edition, with the characters of Star-Lord, Rocket, Gamora, Drax, and Groot. And how did it go?
Very well.
So I won't warn you about spoilers because you should have seen this by now.
Seriously, I said it was better than Avengers, go see this now.
You back? Good.
You didn't go? You're own fault.
The best thing about this movie is the characters and their story, so lets first talk about them.
Main Cast Characters
Chris Pratt as Star-Lord, Peter Quill
I could tell this movie was written by a women.
That's far from being a bad thing, but hearing a line like this kinda being a big hint~
No man would pull a Footloose reference. NO MAN.
But that's what makes this movie with Chris.
His 80's idioms and references put a old style verses the new age space look.
Compared to the comic version, it's a mix bag...
The more recent comic makes Peter too serious. He's also a jerk at times.
But the movie makes sense, connecting a dark beginning with the death of his mom and abduction with just a sense of doing the 'right thing'. With him becoming the leader, it's stunning how much of a guy like that becomes someone you want to root for, someone who puts the memories of his past above his well being.
Do I like the changes they made? Yes.
But I am disappointed they never talked about his guns.
Zoe Saldana as Gamora
So the Blue Avatar/Star Trek Lady is now green.
...I see nothing wrong with that.
Character wise, not much different. They use her mostly as a plot device for Star-Lord to get his shit together and save the galaxy. She's tough and I love her fight scenes...
But that's about it.
I do like her, and she is a strong character. But unfortunately she kinda gets overshadowed by 2 other characters.
(BTW - I never saw that above scene in the movie. They cut it out!)
Dave Bautista as Drax the Destroyer
Gamora and Drax are the 2 characters I know the least about, in which I learned about them from a friend of mine. Drax is downplayed in this a bit, and really doesn't show any powers except that he fights well.
But Dave Bautista plays him as the straight man in a comedy act and that is hilarious.
He is still impressive in the fighting, but he seems to be saved up for the sequel that is now on it's way.
And then we have -
Bradley Cooper as Rocket and Vin Diesel as Groot
Now, I told my friend if Groot didn't sacrifice himself, it's wouldn't be a good movie.
...guess what the joke is.
Groot is a very simple character and very emotional. Most people bitched at Vin playing him, but I on the other hand, thought if you needed to emote a character with saying as few words as possible, how about using the guy who made kids cry from just saying one word.
Not to mention, I teared up during this movie.
I can name 2 scenes. One was with Groot during his saving speech.
You know what it was.
The other was with Rocket.
At the end.
When he was reaching for Drax hand.
...
...
It was a good scene.
Bradley Cooper was perfect for this character. Enough comedy and drama and badassness...
I really don't know what to say except that he is the Heather Ledge Joker in the Marvel Universe.
He's that good.
And then we have~
Side Characters
But I'll get to them when I get back.
Because it seems I'll have to eat my words again.
Sigh...
To be continued in Part 2
So let's talk about Guardians.
It's a good movie.
Like really good movie.
It's not perfect, but it's still a good movie.
...well, the characters are great. And that makes up majority of the movie, so yeah, it's good movie.
But I will say this~
IT'S BETTER THAN
THE F*CKING AVENGERS!
Blasphemy I hear! How could I say that!!
Well, it is.
The movie is based on the comic that started in 1969, but I only found out about the series 3 years ago.
As I said before, I don't read comics very often so my main source of information of Marvel stuff comes from the TV and cartoon shows. Guardians rarely made an appearance... like, as in never to my understanding until recently. So how did I find them? From a little game called Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 were you get to play as Nova and a certain Raccoon.
Now, Nova I knew, but I reacted the same way most people did when hearing about Rocket...
"Who the fuck is Rocket Raccoon?"
So I looked him up and found the Guardians.
Now, reading the comic is... how should I put it... almost impossible. You've heard that any comic could be someone's first comic, so you have to make it so that they can read it without reading anything previous. Well Guardians makes that almost impossible. They introduce so many characters that you have to read the first of the series to even understand who these people are.
But the movie is more based on the 2008 edition, with the characters of Star-Lord, Rocket, Gamora, Drax, and Groot. And how did it go?
Very well.
So I won't warn you about spoilers because you should have seen this by now.
Seriously, I said it was better than Avengers, go see this now.
You back? Good.
You didn't go? You're own fault.
The best thing about this movie is the characters and their story, so lets first talk about them.
Main Cast Characters
Chris Pratt as Star-Lord, Peter Quill
I could tell this movie was written by a women.
That's far from being a bad thing, but hearing a line like this kinda being a big hint~
No man would pull a Footloose reference. NO MAN.
But that's what makes this movie with Chris.
His 80's idioms and references put a old style verses the new age space look.
Compared to the comic version, it's a mix bag...
The more recent comic makes Peter too serious. He's also a jerk at times.
But the movie makes sense, connecting a dark beginning with the death of his mom and abduction with just a sense of doing the 'right thing'. With him becoming the leader, it's stunning how much of a guy like that becomes someone you want to root for, someone who puts the memories of his past above his well being.
Do I like the changes they made? Yes.
But I am disappointed they never talked about his guns.
Zoe Saldana as Gamora
So the Blue Avatar/Star Trek Lady is now green.
...I see nothing wrong with that.
Character wise, not much different. They use her mostly as a plot device for Star-Lord to get his shit together and save the galaxy. She's tough and I love her fight scenes...
But that's about it.
I do like her, and she is a strong character. But unfortunately she kinda gets overshadowed by 2 other characters.
(BTW - I never saw that above scene in the movie. They cut it out!)
Dave Bautista as Drax the Destroyer
Gamora and Drax are the 2 characters I know the least about, in which I learned about them from a friend of mine. Drax is downplayed in this a bit, and really doesn't show any powers except that he fights well.
But Dave Bautista plays him as the straight man in a comedy act and that is hilarious.
He is still impressive in the fighting, but he seems to be saved up for the sequel that is now on it's way.
And then we have -
Bradley Cooper as Rocket and Vin Diesel as Groot
Now, I told my friend if Groot didn't sacrifice himself, it's wouldn't be a good movie.
...guess what the joke is.
Groot is a very simple character and very emotional. Most people bitched at Vin playing him, but I on the other hand, thought if you needed to emote a character with saying as few words as possible, how about using the guy who made kids cry from just saying one word.
Not to mention, I teared up during this movie.
I can name 2 scenes. One was with Groot during his saving speech.
You know what it was.
The other was with Rocket.
At the end.
When he was reaching for Drax hand.
...
...
It was a good scene.
Bradley Cooper was perfect for this character. Enough comedy and drama and badassness...
I really don't know what to say except that he is the Heather Ledge Joker in the Marvel Universe.
He's that good.
And then we have~
Side Characters
But I'll get to them when I get back.
Because it seems I'll have to eat my words again.
Sigh...
To be continued in Part 2
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